Last minute holiday cleaning tips for lazy…err…busy moms

This holiday cleaning tips post is brought to you by Swiffer® as part of a Type-A Parent Community Sponsored Post.

Keeping my house clean while I take care of all the other stuff that comes along with having six kids and working from home is not an easy task.  To be honest, my entire house is rarely ever “clean” all at the same time.  It seems like as soon as I get done scrubbing the toilets in the bathrooms, the kitchen floor is gross.  Again.  Even though it was just cleaned yesterday.  I always have dishes in the sink waiting to be washed, or clean ones on the counter waiting to be dried.  When we got new carpets I swore I’d keep them vacuumed on a daily basis and pfft….let’s just say that has not been the case.  In four years.

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I think it’s pretty safe to say I’m not the best at keeping my house spotless.  When the holidays come around and things are even more insane, I really feel like a cleaning failure.  It becomes a struggle just to get basic daily tidying taken care of, much less actual clean-cleaning that needs to be done before guests arrive!

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So instead, I’ve resorted to quick cleaning on those days.  You know, kind of half-assed cleaning that really is a combo of cleaning and hiding, lol.  Because frankly, I don’t have a lot of time and I absolutely detest cleaning and organizing.  So when the good folks over at Swiffer offered to send me a BISSELL SteamBoost to try out, you know I was all over it.  No scrubbing the floors anymore?  Sign. Me. Up.  I’ll tell you more about that below, but first, here are a few of my favorite last minute holiday cleaning tips that work for me:

Last minute holiday cleaning tips for busy moms

Last minute cleaning tips for lazy busy moms

1.   Clean the important areas.  You know, the bathrooms, living room, dining room, kitchen.  Especially the microwave, stove top, toilets and sinks. People are super judgmental about those four in particular for some crazy reason, lol.

2.  Throw the crap out.  If it’s been sitting around for months in the same spot, or you just keep moving it around to different places, but never really use it then GET RID OF IT.  Either throw it out or stick in a box to donate and haul it off TODAY.  I’m serious, grab a trash bag and start chunking the clutter.  You’ll feel better, I promise.  And you really don’t need ALL that stuff, or you’d have been using it all along.

3.  Give up on perfection.  Don’t try to get the entire house spotless.  It’s probably not going to happen no matter how hard you try (just being honest here) so don’t kill yourself trying to do the impossible.  Make a realistic list of what you want to get done and do that.  Then just give yourself permission to let the rest go.  I really doubt anyone’s going to be judging you because your ceiling fan blades are dusty or because there might be some old Cheerios under the couch.  And if someone does bring those things up?  Boo.  Freaking.  Hoo.  Unless they are going to clean it for you, they can get over it.  And I’d tell them that with a big smile on my face too.

4.  Get the kids involved.  They probably won’t want to, but you aren’t the maid and you all contribute to the mess.  And yes, I mean all the kids, even the littler ones.  Put on some music, set a timer, use a chart, bribe them with candy.  Whatever you need to do to get the job done and not lose your mind stressing out over all of it.  They might actually find themselves working together and having a good time.  (Notice I said might, not probably.)  And if the kids don’t do a perfect job, well, see #3.

5.  When all else fails, stuff it all in a basket and hide it.  I’m not joking about this one.  When it’s 10 minutes before guests arrive and you’re running around like crazy still trying to straighten up, just grab a basket, stick all the crap in there, and hide it in a closet.  Is it really cleaning?  No.  But it’ll look neater and you can focus on the 20 other things you still haven’t finished. Just don’t forget to do something with it all later, or you’ll end up with baskets and baskets of stuff piled up in your room.  Not that I would know anything about that.  O.o

See, that wasn’t that bad, right?  Some clean is better than no clean, that’s my motto! ;)

Now, onto my fancy schmancy new floor cleaning super machine! (AKA the Swiffer BISSELL SteamBoost)

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SHINY! SHINY! SHINY!

This fine piece of lazy mom cleaning machinery is so. freaking. easy. to use.  It comes in 3 pieces in the box and literally takes 5 seconds to snap together.  You fill the water reservoir with water (duh), slap on a cleaning pad, plug it in and you are ready to go!  It take all of 10 seconds to be ready for the steamy making magic (though it could take up to 30 seconds, gasp!).  You’ll know because the indicator light turns on.  Or if you bothered to read the directions, which I didn’t do at first, lol.  Oh!  And NO BATTERIES!  Yay!

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I was able to clean my tile and laminate flooring in less than 10 minutes.  That’s the kitchen, dining room, living room, hallway, and bathrooms y’all.  Hallelujah, I am FREE from the cloth mop and the wringing out gross water!  I don’t even have to worry about spraying the floor down first and slipping on it when I’m walking around because this puppy has the cleaner IN the pad!  Woot!  Less work for me all around!

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I told y’all I wasn’t playing.  My floor gets F-U-N-K-Y with six kids running in and out of the house all day long.  There’s a reason I went with grey tile in the kitchen. ;)

Really don’t have time to clean?  Check out my six tricks to disguise your messy home during the holidays!

What are you go to cleaning tips for days when you just DON’T have time to clean?  Tell me please, I need to know, lol!

SwifferLogo-10-2-12 This sponsored post was brought to you by Swiffer®. For a limited time, get a $15 prepaid card when you purchase a SteamBoost Steam Mop Starter Kit between 11/24/13 and 12/31/13. Swiffer BISSELL® SteamBoost™ combines a dirt-dissolving cleaning solution with the power of steam for a deep clean that gets messes mops can leave behind. Also be sure to like Swiffer on Facebook and follow @swiffer on Twitter.

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  1. Luckily I have a second (upstairs) floor with the bedrooms, laundry room and other bathrooms. I make sure the main floor is clean so that guests will think the “house” is clean, lol. I also am a minimilist with the downstairs (except for the kitchen) so there’s not a lot of clutter and mess to clean up, I can just dust, vacuum, and wipe down in no time. The upstairs on the other hand needs serious organization in 2014. Less is best though, for real!

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