What your toenail polish says about you [Infographic]

Today’s hilariousness is a sponsored post I created for Collective Bias.  When they asked me if I’d be interested in checking out NickMom.com and then sharing my own #MotherFunny post inspired by NickMom’s style, I was like, “um, YES!”  I had heard of NickMom before but honestly just thought it was some site with stuff for parents about the different Nickelodeon programs for kids.

Man, was I in for a surprise!

There is a ton of stuff on their site, including a whole library of video shorts by sarcastic comedian moms that I could NOT tear myself away from.  Totally my kind of stuff, full of snark and humor and hilarity.  Because I mean, we’re moms – we need to laugh to keep ourselves sane after a whole day of trying to manage the insanity in our homes.  Or after making the mistake of going to try on clothes with your five year old in tow.

So after hours of laughing until I cried, I sat down to write up my own #MotherFunny post.  I knew right away that I wanted to talk about either nail polish or dinners, and nail polish won out pretty quickly.  Check out my “What Your Toenail Polish Says About You” graphic below!

What your toenail polish says about you #MotherFunny #shop

Just for the record, my nails are always a combo of the I Don’t Give A Damn and the Preschool Rainbow because I let my kids slather me with makeup to keep them busy for Mommy and Me time.  Though when the man read over this he immediately said mine were the Drunken Disaster because “that one says wine, so that’s gotta be you.”  And then I throat punched him.  Not really.  I thought about it, but then I realized I might spill my wine in the process.  Self control people, it’s essential.

For more #MotherFunny “What Does Your _____ Say About You” posts check out NickMom.com.  Just be prepared, you might pee your pants a little from laughing so hard.  So have an excuse lined up before hand.  Like a glass of water you can conveniently spill in your lap.

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